so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE
EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON
|My Brother:||Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?|
|My Brother:||Why is it called a building when it's already built?|
|My Brother:||If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?|
|My Brother:||When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...|
|My Brother:||If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?|
|My Brother:||Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?|
|My Brother:||What's the speed of dark?|
|Me:||-awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-|
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
Youtuber 1981TimeLord made an epic extended version of the War Doctor’s regeneration sequence.
Mixed feelings, because I’m glad Eccleston stayed away from the trainwreck that is the 50th, but it would have been nice to see a bit more of his face.
And I don’t understand why, if a random YouTuber can do this, the BBC couldn’t.
I loved the 50th, but this is amazing!!! You can see the forgetting in his eyes! But I think it is sort of nice that we still sort of have a “blank spot” when it comes to this regeneration. I like to use my imagination!!!